Thursday, November 27, 2008
Heyyy everyone(: I am now watching cheetah girls the movie(; no one home rite now..... onli me and my maid..(rowena) sad....:( today i had tution so boring.... the teacher sucked....
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in
marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
Twilight quote of the day is:Look at you! You need me to show you how to use your closet.Alice Cullen, Breaking DawnLabels: holiday
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Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Heyy!! Today was so funny!!!! I wanted to use the computer to play Zwinky(: Went over to my brother and said "lend me your com! pls pls pls pls pls" for 7 minutes his reaction was so funny!!! Hahaha!! pls read this!! haha so funny(:
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that you and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her you are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Twilight quote of the day: Does my being half-naked bother you? Jacob Black-Eclipse(:
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Monday, November 24, 2008
Today is so boring.... Everyone is so busy!! I am now talking to Ying and we are talking about TWILIGHTTTT!!!! Everyone must watch the movie(: I have tution later): Then after that we are going for the long awaited christmas shopping(: Awsomenessss(: So bored..... I hope bella comes back soon... she is the onli one i can annoy.... *kyaaahhhhh* Jacob black is so cute!!! Now i am gonna go and read Eclipse for the hundreth time....*sigh* BORING!! Someone help me!!!>.<
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Haha!! This is so funny!! Pls enjoy
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face
.4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
Very funny!! Hahasssss(:Labels: holiday
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Sunday, November 23, 2008
Heyyyy everyone! Today is so boring!! I found this om the internet!!!
10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever you can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When you go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what you will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. Email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
And the twilight quote of the day:Emmett- “Fall down again, Bella?”
Bella- “No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face.”
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Saturday, November 22, 2008
Hi everyone(: I found some really cute pon and zi pics today!!!
take alook
BTW!!! i do not own these pictures so pls do not copy them!! Thx! Tag my blog pls!!
quote of the day:“I’m betting on Alice”Spoken by Bella in Twilight(:
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
hey everone(: Yesterday was so boring in the morning had to go and do a math paper! After lunch i went over to yings house to play! Ying was feeling kind of depressed because yesterday she got back her PSLE marks! OMG.... Next year is my turn to suffer the pain! At around 4+ Nick and Kesley came over to yings house.... They said hi then walked back... how wierd... Today woke up ealier than usual at 10.30... XDDDD Today have to go for tution at 4o'clock. So boring! the teacher will go on and on and on! But after that i will have guitar lesson! yay!!! then my cuzs are coming over! gonna be so fun!!! well now i am talking to Bella! THANK YOU BELLA(faith wong) for helping me wif my blog and putting up wif all my questions! Oh BTW i am in the same class as my sister/bff Rosalie(Alethea) AWSOMENESS!! sad now must learn ting xie..Twilight quote of the day: Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf? - Jacob Black(:Labels: holiday
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